Hannibal brought me back to Tumblr after half a century. Just.
Roger Federer’s first practice at the Australian Open 2014
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I’VE COME BACK TO TUMBLR AFTER SO LONG TO SAY:
OH MY GOD X-MEN. HELP.
Sorry, I had to…nobody did this before? honestly.
I’m about to cry I’ve been waiting for this omg Please pick a Carlos
(this is an AVENGERS!FUN!CAST - not meant seriously.)
Are we really doing nightvengers ??? Yes.
“Listeners, here’s something odd: A glowing blue portal seems to have opened in the sky above downtown Nightvale. Citizens report seeing strange, insectile beings with helmets and spears peering down through it. You know what that means, listeners: It’s Invasion Week again~! The city council would like to remind citizens that a blood sacrifice, preferably of a child or small housepet, is required and can be deposited in the drop-off bins outside the public library. Make sure to wear your goggles!
And now, the weather!”
Don’t get me started on that SPOILSPORT Steve CARLSBURG
Steve Carlsburg is responsible for the mechanically DISASTROUS weapons at the last School Board meeting, and he’s a JERK.
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SWEET LORD MOTHER JESUSSSSSS (x)
what what what are you doing
I have THE. UTMOST. RESPECT. for him for doing the interview like this. They had to dye it like this because of the wig - the very light hair colour Assange had. They couldn’t dye it all because of the Sherlock hair that was needed shortly after. He was hiding it whenever he went out - even the 5m from trailer to trailer, he was wearing the beanie. It looks ridiculous, no question, but it was needed for the role and he went with it. And on top of that - he did the featurette interview without hiding it. Props!
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In 1947, Sherlock Holmes, long retired, lives in a sleepy Sussex village with his housekeeper and her amateur-sleuthing son. But far from living out a peaceful retirement, he is haunted by an unsolved case from fifty years ago. He remembers only fragments: a confrontation with an angry husband, a secret bond with his beautiful but unstable wife.
With his legendary mental powers on the wane, and without his old sidekick Watson, Holmes is faced with the toughest case of his life – a case that might finally reveal to him the mysteries of the human heart. (x)
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It could be anyone. Find out who, September 18!
That smoke better represent weed because Marvel’s high as fuck because there’s no other explanation for this weird ass marketing deal.
It looks like a fucking His And Hers KY ad all right there I said it y’all were thinking it
Feeling the tingle?
The tingle of Mjolnir, now available for $4.99 at your local Asgardian apothecary!
Caution: Avoid eye area and broken skin, keep away from electrical appliances and open windows as it may cause minor electrical occurrences and attract lightning. Cease use if burning or rash occurs.
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